Terrence McManus

Pocket Change

If I could get some extra money, the first thing I would do would be go home and take a hot shower, towel off, and look in the mirror to see if I needed to shave. Cause sometimes I get a beard growing in patches that doesn't look that attractive. If I decide to shave, I usually wet my face, and use one of those disposable razors without shaving creme. I just don't like the idea of putting chemicals on my face. I feel the same way about underarm deodorants. Anyway, after shaving I usually brush my teeth. I use smokers toothpaste even though I don't smoke, it seems to work best , and I always us a medium or hard toothbrush that is colored red. Red feels better than green. Once my teeth are clean, I move to working on my hair. I usually dry it off, then put goopy hair products like Brylcreem and hair wax to make it thick and luxurious. I t always drives the girls crazy. That's about it., the whole thing takes 14 minutes. I f I could get the money I don't know what I would do different, at least regarding my bathroom routine. Id probably buy that new book my Steven King. Hardback. Its fun to get extra money.